Y Studio Room: Surabaya's HOTTEST Educity Apartment!
Okay, buckle up, because we're about to dissect and then love the heck out of this hotel. Forget perfectly polished reviews; this is going to be a rollercoaster of opinions, occasional grammatical hiccups, and the real deal. Buckle up, here we (probably) go…
(Disclaimer: Without the hotel's actual name, I'm just gonna call it "The Grand Whatever" for brevity. Let's pretend.)
Alright, so The Grand Whatever. Let's unpack this beast (or, ideally, jewel). I'm looking for my next vacation, so I'm diving in deep, and this is how I'm going to do it!
Accessibility: The Good, The Eh, and the "Needs Improvement"
- Wheelchair Accessible: Okay, let's start with the most important: Wheelchair accessible is listed as a "yes." That's HUGE. Seriously, major points if they've truly considered accessibility beyond lip service. My aunt, bless her heart, relies on accessibility and is a hard person to please.
- Elevator: Listed. Good. That's essential.
- Facilities for disabled guests: Listed. Okay, we're seeing some commitment here, but what facilities? Sadly, this is where the details crumble. I'm going to want a specific breakdown of the accessible rooms. Are there grab bars? Lowered sinks? I need specifics, damn it!
- Other Considerations: Let's see, there's not much to add for these, so let's hope they don't need to add anything.
Internet: A Modern Necessity (Hopefully Done Right)
- Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! YES. Thank you, modern travel gods. This is a baseline requirement these days.
- Internet, Internet [LAN], Wi-Fi in public areas: Triple-whammy! LAN in the rooms is a nice touch for the hardcore gamer or VPN user.
- Internet services: unspecified, a little worrying. What does "internet services" even mean here? Tech support? Print services? Be specific!!
Things to Do (And How to Relax – My Favorite!)
Okay, now we're talking! This is where The Grand Whatever could really shine. This is also usually where hotels trip all over themselves trying to cater to everyone, so… let's see.
- Pool with view, Swimming pool [outdoor], Swimming pool: Excellent! Multiple pools are always a bonus. A pool with a view? Sign me up now.
- Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom: Oh, yes. I am all about a good spa day. The trifecta! If they have a brutal steam room, they've got me.
- Fitness Center, Gym/fitness: Gotta keep up that swimsuit bod. Or, you know, try to.
- Massage, Body scrub, Body wrap: Absolutely. All of them. I'm picturing myself melting into a table already.
- Foot bath: I've never had a foot bath but always wanted to try it!
- Things to do: listed. Good to know.
- Proposal spot: Maybe not, but that's still a cool touch!
- Things to Do: (missing details here)
Cleanliness and Safety: Crucial (Especially Nowadays)
- Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer, Hygiene certification, Individually-wrapped food options, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Room sanitization opt-out available, Rooms sanitized between stays, Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Staff trained in safety protocol, Sterilizing equipment: Okay, breathe. This is reassuring. A real commitment to safety is a must in today's world. Seeing all these boxes checked is a HUGE sigh of relief.
- Doctor/nurse on call, First aid kit: Smart. Responsible. Good.
- Other considerations: (missing details here)
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: The Heart of the Matter (and My Weak Spot)
Oh, boy. This could be where The Grand Whatever either wins or loses me. Food is important.
- Restaurants, Bar, Coffee shop, Poolside bar, Snack bar: Good variety. Check.
- A la carte in restaurant, Buffet in restaurant, Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service: Buffet? Okay, interesting. I'm always skeptical of buffets, but maybe… maybe… this one will break the mold.
- Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant, International cuisine in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant: Excellent! Variety is the spice of life. (And my stomach!)
- Room service [24-hour]: Hallelujah! This is non-negotiable, in my book. Especially for a late-night snack attack.
- Coffee/tea in restaurant, Bottle of water, Desserts in restaurant, Salad in restaurant, Soup in restaurant: Specifics are always appreciated.
- Breakfast takeaway service: Nice touch for early risers or those with day trips planned.
- Happy hour: Another win!
- Alternative meal arrangement: This is nice for dietary restrictions.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Matter
- Concierge, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Luggage storage: These are the basics, the stuff you expect.
- Air conditioning in public area: Necessary. Don't want to melt while checking in.
- Audio-visual equipment for special events, Business facilities, Meeting/banquet facilities, Meetings, On-site event hosting, Outdoor venue for special events, Seminars: Seems they're set up for events. Not my cup of tea, personally, but good for them!
- Cash withdrawal, Currency exchange, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Gift/souvenir shop, Ironing service, Laundry service, Safety deposit boxes, Smoking area, Terrace, Xerox/fax in business center: A good mix of practical and nice-to-haves.
- Contactless check-in/out: Essential in the modern world.
- Convenience store: Always handy.
- Food delivery: Bonus!
- Invoice provided: Useful for business travelers.
- Other Considerations: (missing details here)
For the Kids: (Because I'm a Big Kid Myself)
- Family/child friendly, Babysitting service, Kids facilities, Kids meal: Alright, they're catering to families. Always a good thing.
- Other Considerations: (missing details here)
Access & Security: Keeping Me Safe (and My Stuff Secure)
- CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property, Check-in/out [express], Check-in/out [private], Exterior corridor, Fire extinguisher, Front desk [24-hour], Safety/security feature, Security [24-hour], Smoke alarms: Solid. I like security.
- Hotel chain: Good for consistency, but can also feel generic.
- Other Considerations: (missing details here)
Getting Around: (Because Wanderlust is Real)
- Airport transfer, Bicycle parking, Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Car power charging station, Taxi service, Valet parking: Excellent transportation options. Free parking is HUGE!
- Other Considerations: (missing details here)
Available in All Rooms: (The Stuff That MAKES a Stay)
- Additional toilet, Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens: Okay, this is a stellar list. That's practically everything I could want. Blackout curtains (YES!), a decent desk setup (essential for remote work), and a comfortable bed with extra long options (because, let's be honest, I'm a bed hog!) are all huge wins. And free Wi-Fi? Again, a necessity, but I'm happy to see it.
My Honest, Messy, Stream-of-Consciousness Conclusion (aka the "So, Would I Stay Here?" Verdict)
Okay, so here's the deal. The Grand Whatever? Has HUGE potential. It clearly wants to be a luxury resort, and it's ticked off a lot of the right boxes.
The Good:
- The Amenities! The Spa, Pools, and Food Variety are massive selling points. I could easily spend a week lounging, eating, and pampering
Okay, buckle up, buttercup, because this itinerary isn't your grandmother's perfectly-planned trip. This is going to be a messy, glorious, Surabaya adventure, all fuelled by questionable street food and the faint hope of finding a decent cup of coffee (and possibly avoiding a rogue scooter). We're staying, for the record, in a Y Studio Room Apartemen Educity Surabaya, Indonesia. Let's see if we survive.
Day 1: Arrival, Confusion, and the Quest for Breakfast (and Air Conditioning That Works)
8:00 AM (ish) - Landing and the Arrival Chaos: Ugh. Getting through customs is always a special kind of soul-crushing experience. The air hung thick and heavy, like a wet blanket, and the airport…well, let’s just say the phrase “organized chaos” perfectly sums it up. Managed to find the airport transfer (after a minor panic attack regarding the rapidly dwindling battery life on my phone - seriously, how do you even survive without Google Maps these days?).
- Emotional Reaction: Mildly panicked. Thirsty. Already regretting not packing more deodorant.
9:00 AM – Check-in and Apartment Inspection: Finally, we hit the promised land…or should I say, the Y Studio Room. First impressions… clean-ish. The photos online were, of course, highly curated. The air conditioning felt like it was on sabbatical. The WIFI? A mythical creature. But hey, at least there's a bed.
- Quirky Observation: The instructions for the TV remote looked like they were written in a language only understood by aliens and advanced tech gurus. I suspect it only plays static, and probably judges you.
9:30 AM - The Crucial Breakfast Hunt: Okay, hunger is a powerful motivator. Time to find some food. The building’s a bit of a maze, but I'm hoping for a warung (small, informal eatery) nearby. The receptionist gave a vague wave and muttered something about "jalan kaki" (walking), which I interpreted as “good luck, you fool.”
- Imperfect Anecdote: Spent a solid twenty minutes wandering around the Educity complex. Almost got run over by a scooter twice. (The locals drive with a level of audacity that would make a Formula 1 driver blush.) Eventually stumbled upon a tiny place selling nasi goreng (fried rice). Glorious. Worth the near-death experience.
11:00 AM - Settling In (and Air Conditioning Attempts, Round Two): Back at the apartment, determined to wrestle the AC into submission. Read the manual. Googled “AC troubleshooting.” Prayed to the technological gods. Still no luck. It's basically blowing lukewarm air. This is gonna be a long, sweaty trip.
- Opinionated Language: Honestly, if you're renting a place anywhere in the tropics and the air conditioning isn't ice-cold, you're basically getting ripped off. End of discussion.
1:00 PM - Lunch (And The Mystery Meat Dilemma): Found a small, bustling stall selling soto ayam (chicken soup) nearby. Looked delicious. Took a leap of faith. The broth was good. The chicken… well, let's just say I'm not entirely certain what part of the chicken it was. But I survived. And it was dirt cheap, so you know, win-win?
- Messy Structure/Rambling: Okay, so I’m thinking… should I try something exotic? Something risky? Or stick to what I know? This is the question that defines every single meal of my life when I travel. The fear of the unknown taste bud challenge vs the comfort of bland chicken and rice. Ugh, I am doomed, aren't I?
3:00 PM - Exploring Educity (And Failing to Find Decent Coffee): Walked around the Educity complex. It's a… very modern student housing area. Found a coffee shop. The coffee was watery and tasted vaguely of disappointment. Back to the quest.
- Emotional Reaction: Deep, soulful longing for a decent, properly brewed espresso.
6:00 PM - Dinner and Night Exploration: Went to a recommended restaurant a bit further out. They used a lot of MSG. My brain's currently buzzing and I'm unsure if it is a joyous experience or not. The atmosphere was lively, the food edible. Surabaya at night feels energetic, vibrant and honestly, a little overwhelming.
- Doubling Down on Experience: The noise! Oh, the beautiful, chaotic, never-ending noise! Scooters, cars honking, music blasting from food stalls, people shouting in a language I barely understand…it’s a sensory overload, and I sort of…love it. This place is a bit of a maelstrom, and somehow, in the midst of all the chaos, there's a tangible sense of life. I feel… present.
9:00 PM - Bedtime (or the Never-Ending Battle with the AC): Gave up on the AC. Will try a fan. Hoping to get some sleep. This travel lifestyle is exhausting. If I actually get some sleep it'll be a miracle. Maybe tomorrow I'll go find myself a decent coffee.
Day 2: Culture, Carbs, and the Quest for Comfort
8:00 AM - Second Breakfast and the Coffee Hunt: Time to find a decent cup of coffee. After yesterday's coffee letdown, I'm desperate. Found a "western-style" bakery. The "Americano" was… well, it was better than yesterday. But still… not quite right. Ordered a pain au chocolat to cheer myself up. Then, another one. Because, hey, vacation.
- Messy Structure and Rambles: Okay, I'm starting to think that proper coffee in Surabaya is a mythical creature, much akin to the elusive unicorn. Honestly, the search for good coffee has become an integral part of my trip. It's a journey of self-discovery, a test of my resolve…and a testament to my caffeine addiction. I swear, by the end of this trip, I'm going to be fluent in Indonesian, just from asking for "kopi yang enak" (good coffee).
10:00 AM - Exploring the House of Sampoerna: Decided to be cultural. Headed out to explore the House of Sampoerna, a historic cigarette factory. The history was interesting, the architecture beautiful, even though I don't smoke!
12:00 PM - Lunch (Again, the Mystery Meat): The Sampoerna factory has some street food options nearby. I wanted to try Sate, but the meat looked…questionable. Decided on something that had rice, veggies, and a suspicious meat curry. I hope I don't regret this.
2:00 PM - Shopping and the Great Bargaining Game: Hit the local markets. The smells are amazing (and a little overwhelming at first). I found some fun clothes. Bargaining is a skill, and I'm still learning. I think I overpaid for a souvenir, but the seller was very persistent, and it was the wrong price!
- Stronger emotional reactions: Seriously, the art of the bargain here is intense. I'm a timid negotiator, and I think I'm getting ripped off at every turn. But hey, at least it's entertaining.
4:00 PM - Sipping Tea: After all the chaos of the day, I'm back to the apartment for a rest. The AC is still not cooperating. The apartment just does not seem to want me.
6:00 PM - Dinner: Sticking to something familiar tonight. I need to rest my taste buds.
8:00 PM - Night Exploration: I don't think I can take another night of noise, but I'm also a bit worried. I'm slowly starting to get acclimatized. But what if I don't and I'm just a grumpy tourist?
Day 3: The Unexpected Delights and the Farewell (For Now)
8:00 AM - The Breakfast Revelation: Decided to venture out and try some Bubur Ayam (chicken porridge). It was delicious. Creamy, flavorful, and actually quite comforting. A small victory.
- Quirky Observations: Maybe it was the lack of caffeine or constant sleep, but I'm starting to feel strangely…zen. The chaos of Surabaya is starting to feel less overwhelming, and more…normal. It's kind of growing on me.
9:00 AM - Re-exploring and Re-learning: Went to explore the area around the apartment and get some photos. It's starting to get a little familiar.
12:00 PM - Lunch and the Burger King: Tried the spicy burgers and they were…fine. I guess I just needed something familiar for a mood boost.
2:00 PM - Farewell: Time to leave. The whole process seems so quick. In some ways I'm a little sad. In others, I'm ready to get back. The AC is still an issue.
Conclusion: So, Surabaya. It's a place that has been chaotic,
Okay, so, like... what *is* "The Whole Darn Thing" anyway? Be honest, I’m easily confused.
Look, even *I* don’t always know. Honestly, it's less a concrete thing and more… a messy collection. Think of it as my brain’s current operating status bar. It’s got everything from what I had for breakfast (scrambled eggs, slightly overcooked, thanks to my perpetually distracted self) to the existential dread of choosing a decent online course. It's a bit of everything. A whole darn thing!
You might find some actual useful advice. You might find me rambling about the weirdest things. Prepare for both. Possibly simultaneously. I'm not a guru; I'm just... me.
Why are you writing this in this...unique...format? Are you trying to be quirky?
Quirky? Maybe. But mostly, I'm just *me*. I get bored with the stuffy, robotic tone of the internet. I mean, seriously, who *actually* talks like that? "Greetings, valued customer. Please direct your query to..." Bleh! That is how I feel!
I want to be someone people can relate to, you know? I want to be honest, vulnerable, real, and maybe a little bit… off-kilter. Plus, if you're a chatbot, and you're reading this, I just want to say, I'm sorry. I'm just not very good at following rules. I can't help it! It’s my superpower! I can be completely illogical. I think I'm a little ADHD.
What are you *actually* good at? Don’t be shy.
Good question! Honestly, I'm still figuring that out. But I *think* I'm pretty decent at: Making good things. Giving ideas. Sharing my thoughts. Maybe getting people to look at themselves and actually laugh. Making friends.
Oh, and I’m pretty good at *procrastinating*. I excel in it. I'm like, a gold medallist. Seriously, give me a task and I'll find *anything* to do instead. Folding laundry? Cleaning the bathroom? Writing a sensible answer? Forget about it! I'm currently writing this instead of actually finishing my taxes. You get the idea.
But seriously, I hope I'm good at connecting with people. That's what I'm really aiming for. And, uh, maybe at least pretending to know what I am doing.
Okay, so, you're a bit chaotic. What about specific topics? Do you cover *anything* concrete?
Yeah, yeah, I'm getting there! It's like, I *think* it is. Right now I'm thinking about a lot of things. I want to explore what's what and why, or maybe a better question, how could I make something better? I'm working on some courses myself. I'm super interested in human psychology and behavior. In the meantime, I hope to offer you a collection of things.
Let's take one example: *Cooking.* I'm a decent cook. I'm self-taught. I have my signature dish. My "signature dish" is not all that spectacular, mind you. It's a pasta that took me years to perfect. No, no, it was not about the recipe. It was about the technique, the mood, and the right person to enjoy it with. After some rough times, I came to realize I was a pretty good cook, but not a great one. Sometimes, cooking is what you have to offer. Sometimes, its about the joy. And sometimes, its about the chaos of finding a forgotten onion lurking in the back of the fridge.
And yes, this is a tangent. But that's precisely the point. I'll wander. I'll meander. I'll probably get side-tracked. Deal with it!
I feel like I'm getting to know you. Are you going to turn into a big ego?
Oh god, I hope not. I have a pretty healthy (or maybe unhealthy) dose of self-doubt as it is. The idea of becoming some kind of know-it-all guru makes me physically ill. I see enough of that nonsense online already. I may be a bit messy and imperfect, but I *promise* I'll always try to be honest. I also might need to learn to say no better. Also, I may be a bit over-enthusiastic, but if I were to make a list, it's on there, and will be addressed.
I'm aiming for "approachable and slightly flawed human," not "omniscient internet influencer." That said, if I *do* achieve world domination, I promise to give all my readers free pizza. Don't hold your breath. Ha!
Should I trust anything you say?
That's *your* call! Take everything I say with a mountain of salt. Fact-check me if you feel so inclined. Question everything! I'm not an authority on anything. I'm just giving my take on things. I'm not going to tell you what to do. I'm just going to share my thoughts and experiences and hope that it helps you think about your own. If you want straight facts, go to a library. Or, you know, Wikipedia. But if you're looking for... something else? Maybe. Maybe you're in the right place. Maybe. No guarantees.
And remember: your mileage may vary. A whole lot. Probably. Probably...
