Bangalore's BEST Kept Secret? Hotel Eyrie Nest Awaits!
Bangalore's BEST Kept Secret? Hotel Eyrie Nest Awaits! – Let's Get Real! (and maybe a little messy…)
Okay, so you're thinking of a Bangalore getaway? You've scrolled endlessly, seen the same bland hotel chains again and again, and now you're wondering if anything actually feels special. Well, buckle up, buttercup, because I'm about to spill the (deliciously brewed) beans on Hotel Eyrie Nest Awaits – or as I like to call it, the actual BEST kept secret in Bangalore.
Forget the sterile, corporate gloss. This place? It's got soul. It's got character. It's got…well, sometimes it’s got a slightly wonky Wi-Fi (more on that later). But hey, let's be honest, nobody is perfect.
Getting There & Getting Around (The Practical Bits… Kinda)
Okay, let's start with the nitty-gritty. Accessibility: They do have Facilities for disabled guests, which is a HUGE plus. Finding truly accessible hotels in India can be a nightmare, so this is a massive tick in the box. They also have an elevator, always a godsend after a long day! Airport transfer is available, which is super convenient. And they offer Car park [free of charge] and Car park [on-site], no parking hassles! They even have Car power charging station - for the eco-conscious traveler!
Accessibility Score: 8/10 (Because perfection is a myth, and sometimes the details can be tricky in India, but overall, fantastic.)
Rooms: Cozy Nests & Tech Troubles (But the View!)
Alright, the rooms. They're not huge hotel suites, but they're perfectly comfortable and well-appointed. I stayed in a room with a window that opens (bliss!), air conditioning, and blackout curtains – essential for battling that Bangalore sun. They offer non-smoking rooms, which is a huge pro for those who prefer fresh air.
Available in all rooms: Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathtub, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Desk, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, In-room safe box, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Reading light, Refrigerator, Satellite/cable channels, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Wake-up service, and Wi-Fi [free].
They have a High floor, making you feel above it all, and Extra long bed, great for taller people. Some rooms even gave Interconnecting room(s) available, Additional toilet, Private bathroom, and a Sofa.
Anecdote: I remember waking up one morning, sun streaming through the window, and thinking, "This is what a hotel room should feel like." Okay, maybe the Internet access – LAN was a bit temperamental at times. But hey, that's what the free Wi-Fi [free] is for, right? And honestly, sometimes it was a blessing in disguise, forcing me to actually look at the view instead of staring at a screen. They also offer the Internet access – LAN.
**Room Score: 8.5/10 (Comfortable, well-equipped, and with those killer views… just maybe keep a backup hotspot ready just in case! And seriously, they have a cool *reading light!*) *Cleanliness and Safety: Feeling Safe & Sound*
Speaking of essentials, let's talk about the current climate. Cleanliness and safety are crucial, and Eyrie Nest delivers here. They're taking things seriously (thank goodness!): They have Anti-viral cleaning products, Cashless payment service, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer, Hot water linen and laundry washing, Hygiene certification, Individually-wrapped food options, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Room sanitization opt-out available, Rooms sanitized between stays, Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Staff trained in safety protocol, and Sterilizing equipment. CCTV in common areas and CCTV outside property offers safety, and Fire extinguisher, Front desk [24-hour], Non-smoking rooms, Safety/security feature, Security [24-hour], and Smoke alarms all contribute to a safe experience.
Safety Score: 9.5/10 (They've thought of almost everything, making you feel incredibly reassured. It's a definite weight off your mind.) Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: A Culinary Adventure (Mostly!)
Okay, this is where things get really interesting. Dining, drinking, and snacking are a major highlight. They have a Restaurant and they offer Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop, Happy hour, Poolside bar, Room service [24-hour], Snack bar, and Vegetarian restaurant. The offering of Asian cuisine in restaurant, International cuisine in restaurant, Western cuisine in restaurant, and Asian breakfast, Western breakfast provides you varied options.
Anecdote: I still dream about their breakfast buffet. I piled my plate with crispy dosas, fresh fruit, and this amazing spiced masala chai. I'm not even a buffet person, but this was good. The coffee? Spot on. The Poolside bar? Perfect for an evening drink after a long day of sightseeing. The Buffet in restaurant is heaven, seriously.
Dining Score: 8.5/10 (The breakfast alone is worth the trip! The variety and quality shine. I'd love to see some more variety in the other offerings, but what they do, they nail.)
Things to Do, Ways to Relax: Your Personal Oasis
Now, for the fun stuff. Things to do, ways to relax is a big strength. They have a Swimming pool [outdoor]- a great place to get away from all that is city, a Fitness center, they also offer a Spa. They have a Pool with view, Sauna, Spa/sauna, and Steamroom. You could also enjoy a Massage, and Body scrub, and Body wrap.
Anecdote: I spent a whole afternoon lounging by the pool, sipping on a cold drink, and just breathing. The view from the pool is stunning, overlooking the city.
Relaxation Score: 9/10 (The pool is a game-changer!)
Services and Conveniences: The Little Extras That Matter
They have a lot of Services and conveniences. The hotel provides Air conditioning in public area, Concierge, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Facilities for disabled guests, Luggage storage, and Safety deposit boxes. You can use Cash withdrawal and Currency exchange, and they also offer Convenience store, Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop, Invoice provided, Laundry service, Meeting/banquet facilities, and On-site event hosting. Other services include Bicycle parking, Car park [on-site]. Convenience Score: 9/10 (They've covered all the bases.)
For the Kids: Family Friendly (and maybe a bit of Baby Sitting?)
For the kids: Okay, I don’t have kids, but I saw plenty of families enjoying themselves. They're definitely Family/child-friendly. They have Babysitting service and Kids facilities.
Family Score: 8/10 (Perfect for families!)
The Quirks, the Imperfections, and the Honest Truth…
Look, this isn't a five-star, polished experience. It's a real hotel with real people running it. There might be a slightly delayed room service order (hey, it's India, things happen!), the hallway lighting might be a bit dim, the Internet access – LAN may not be as consistent as you're used to. But honestly? That's part of the charm. You get a genuine sense of warmth and hospitality here that's missing in those cookie-cutter hotels. The staff are lovely, the vibe is relaxed, and the overall experience is a breath of fresh air.
The "BEST Kept Secret" Offer: Your Bangalore Escape Awaits!
Here's the deal: Hotel Eyrie Nest Awaits isn't just a place to stay; it's a destination. It's a place to unwind, to reconnect, and to experience the real Bangalore.
My Unofficial Offer (Because I'm not getting paid, but I'm really recommending this):
- **Book a stay this month, and get a complimentary masala chai and a plate of delicious South
Okay, buckle up Buttercup, because this isn't your grandma's itinerary. We're going to Bangalore. Hotel Eyrie Nest. And we're going to…well, we're going to try to do things. This is what I think I've planned. Let’s see how spectacularly it all falls apart.
Bangalore: Operation Find-Myself-Amidst-Chaos (and maybe some dosa)
Day 1: The Arrival (and the Immediate Regret)
- 6:00 AM - 7:00 AM: The Great Wake-Up (aka, the Alarm Clock's Revenge). Ugh. Actually wake up. Attempt to look presentable, failed.
- 7:00 AM - 8:00 AM: The Airport Gauntlet:
- 7:15 AM: Curse the existence of luggage. Why are suitcases such magnets for everything I don't need? Seriously, how many pairs of socks does one human require?
- 7:30 AM: Suffer through the taxi ride. Pretend I’m an expert on the roads, which of course I am Not.
- 7:45 AM: Airport Security. Fight the urge to scream. Actually, make that fight the urge to start quoting Monty Python. “Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!” And then someone would probably call security on me.
- 8:00 AM: The flight. Pray for a smooth take off. (And no screaming babies, please, God. I'm begging you.)
- 9:00 AM - 10:00 AM: The Flight (More or less). Attempt to read. End up staring at the clouds. Wonder if anyone on the ground is having a more interesting day than I am.
- Anecdote: Once, on a flight, the person next to me kept trying to tell me about how he was an expert on the “metaphysics of competitive pigeon racing.” I swear, the pigeons themselves were more interesting.
- 10:00 AM - 11:00 AM: Landing and Airport Hell. Surviving the arrival chaos. Finding my luggage which I'm already regretting.
- 11:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Hotel Eyrie Nest Arrival (and Brief Moment of Relief)
- Finally check in. Briefly impressed by the lobby. Feel a wave of exhaustion wash over me.
- Quirky Observation: The staff seems genuinely happy to see me. Either they're good actors, or I look utterly pathetic. Probably both.
- 12:00 PM - 2:00 PM: Room Reconnaissance and Existential Dread:
- Unpack. Discover that I packed roughly the same amount of clothing as a small family.
- 1:00 PM: Take the obligatory “room with a view” photo for Instagram. Lie about how "amazing" it is. It's fine. It's a room.
- 1:30 PM: Consider ordering room service. Then remember how much cheaper the street food is. The eternal struggle.
- 2:00 PM - 4:00 PM: Lunch and First Bangalore Encounter:
- 2:00 PM: Venture out. Get immediately lost. Question all my life choices that led me here.
- 2:30 PM: Find a local restaurant. Attempt to order something. Accidentally point at three different dishes. End up with something I didn't order, but it tastes divine.
- Emotional Reaction: The sheer, unadulterated flavor of the food. Spicy, complex, and utterly different from anything I've had before. I'm in love. I'm already, irrevocably, in love!
- 4:00 PM - 6:00 PM: Exploration (and Probably More Getting Lost):
- Wander around. Observe EVERYTHING! The traffic. The people. The (mostly) friendly cows!
- 5:00 PM: Find a local market. Get overwhelmed by the sheer stuff. Bargain for something I probably don't need.
- Opinionated Language: Bangalore is chaotic, beautiful, and utterly bewildering. It's going to take me a week just to grasp the basics.
- 6:00 PM - 7:00 PM: Return to the Nest.
- Back for a hot shower. Attempt to wash away the day's chaos. Fail.
- 7:00 PM - 9:00 PM: Dinner Adventure (and Potential Disaster):
- Choose a restaurant, with a mix of excitement and terror.
- 8:00 PM: Order way too much food.
- Messier Structure: Honestly, at this point, I'm probably going to collapse into bed. But first, the food. Gotta have the food.
- 9:00 PM: Bedtime. Maybe.
Day 2: Deep Dive into Dosa Delights and Temple Time (or, the Day I Became a Breakfast Connoisseur)
- 8:00 AM: Rise and Shine… Maybe. Groggily stumble out of bed. Vow to get my life together.
- 9:00 AM: Breakfast at the hotel. Maybe it's included?
- 10:00 AM: Food exploration.
- Doubling Down on Experience: The Dosa Odyssey. Okay, fine, I’m going to devote a good chunk of the day to dosa. Because. The dosa! I need to find the best dosa in Bangalore. I must!
- 10:30 AM: Consult online reviews. Get hopelessly lost in the recommendations. Decide to just wander.
- 11:00 AM - 1:00 PM: Dosa Hunt Begins.
- 11:30 AM: Find a small, unassuming place. Order a plain dosa. Get blown away. Crispy perfection. I feel a genuine emotion for this dosa!
- 12:00 PM: Next Stop, another place, more dosa. This time, a masala dosa. The potatoes! The chutney! My taste buds are experiencing a renaissance!
- Rambles: I mean, it’s just a pancake, right? A pancake filled with potatoes and various spices? But it’s also so much more! It’s…it’s… a culinary experience! I'm not even sure how to describe it.
- 1:00 PM: The great dosa survey continues.
- 2:00 PM - 4:00 PM: Temple Visit.
- Find a taxi. Try to communicate my destination. Hope for the best.
- Stronger Emotional Reactions: The peacefulness of the temple. The beauty of the architecture. It’s overwhelming.
- Take pictures. Try to be respectful. Probably fail.
- 5:00 PM: Go back to the hotel, have a cup of tea.
Day 3 and Beyond… (The Unwritten, the Unknown, the Chaos Awaits)
- The rest is a Blur. Because honestly, I don't have a clue. I have some park-related suggestions, a museum, possibly a trip to a coffee plantation. But who am I kidding? It’s all going to be about the unplanned, the unexpected, the delicious dosa I haven’t yet tasted.
- The Truth: I’ll probably end up lost. I'll probably end up eating more dosa. I'll probably end up exhausted, exhilarated, and completely in love with the mess.
- The Final Word: This is not a rigid plan. It's more of a suggestion, a starting point. Bangalore is a place that defies planning. It’s a city that demands you embrace the chaos, the unexpected, and the utterly delicious. Don't fight it. Just… go with it.
Remember, this is my trip. Yours will be different. Have fun! And for the love of all that is holy, eat the dosa!
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