Escape to Paradise: Gasthaus Bad Siess, Renon, Italy - Your Dream Getaway Awaits!
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to spill the tea (or maybe the Vin Santo, more likely) on Escape to Paradise: Gasthaus Bad Siess, Renon, Italy. They call it a dream getaway, and honestly? Well, let's just say it definitely has moments that make you feel like you've accidentally stumbled into a postcard. But… and there's always a "but," isn't there?… this isn't just sunshine and rainbows. This is real-life-travel-blogger-who-has-sunburn-and-a-slight-obsession-with-bathrobes kind of review.
First off, the basics. Accessibility: This is HUGE for me because I'm always thinking about who can actually enjoy this paradise. It doesn't explicitly scream "wheelchair accessible" everywhere, but the website does mention "facilities for disabled guests." That's a good start, but I'd strongly suggest calling ahead and quizzing them. Seriously, a phone call BEFORE you book is your best friend here. Don't assume, ask! They haven't clarified if the on-site accessible restaurants / lounges are really accessible or not. Something to really look out for.
The "Relaxation" Department - Or, My Quest for the Perfect Towel-Wrapped Existence
Let's get to the good stuff, the stuff that sells this place. The Spa, Spa/sauna, Sauna, Steamroom, Pool with view… OH MY GOD, the pool with a view. I actually gasped when I saw the pictures. Like, full-on, involuntary "Oooh!" That’s a good start. The Massage? Essential. I’m a massage snob, so I need to know if they're any good. I'm gonna need a deep tissue, stat! I need to find out if they actually have a Body scrub or Body wrap! Because let's face it, after a day of exploring, you're gonna need a good scrub down. The Fitness center, Gym/fitness are there if you're one of those "staying in shape on vacation" people, but let's be honest, I’m more of a "sweating in the sauna" kind of gal. The Foot bath sounds amazing to me. I can imagine myself sinking into one after a long hike.
Speaking of which, the Swimming pool [outdoor] looked absolutely stunning. And, of course, indoors, the normal Swimming pool too.
Cleanliness and Safety - The Pandemic Anxiety Factor
Okay, this is where things get intensely important in this current climate. The website claims all the right things: Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer, Hygiene certification, Individually-wrapped food options, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Room sanitization opt-out available, Rooms sanitized between stays, Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Shared stationery removed, Staff trained in safety protocol, Sterilizing equipment. It's a lot of buzzwords, but hearing them puts my mind at ease. Also, Hot water linen and laundry washing.
I'm gonna check for the presence of doctor/nurse on call. First aid kit is vital after I fall over hiking. And I bet the Cashless payment service becomes popular
I am not sure if they have a breakfast takeaway service?
I need to know if they use Alternative meal arrangement too.
They also don't highlight if they have Room sanitization opt-out available. I need to know.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking - Let's Talk Food, Dammit!
Alright, the most important part! Restaurants, Bar, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop. I need to know what kind of food they serve. I’m already in the mood for Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant.
I'm a huge fan of Breakfast [buffet] because I'm a garbage disposal first thing in the morning, followed by copious amounts of coffee. Western breakfast. I want options! Buffet in restaurant
I’m also hoping for a Poolside bar! Imagine, sipping a cocktail, sun on your face, perfect. And, of course, a good Happy hour is essential for any vacation… Desserts in restaurant, Soup in restaurant. Please. And I need a Bottle of water in my room the second I get there.
A la carte in restaurant, International cuisine in restaurant. I require variety. Vegetarian restaurant. Yes, absolutely!
This place is a big player when it comes to Room service [24-hour] - excellent! And a Snack bar is always good. I don't know if they have Salad in restaurant, but I hope so.
Services and Conveniences - The Small Stuff That Makes a Big Difference
Okay, this is where the Gasthaus can really shine. Air conditioning in public area, Concierge, Daily housekeeping, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Facilities for disabled guests, Food delivery, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Safety deposit boxes, Terrace, Wi-Fi for special events. These are all the things that can make or break a trip. Air conditioning in public area. I’ll need that after a day of hiking. I’d love to see if the have a Convenience store and somewhere to Cash withdrawal. A good Doorman. Invoice provided? That is, a plus! Meetings, Meeting stationery. A Gift/souvenir shop. Essential! The website also mentions Business facilities, with Meeting/banquet facilities, and can host On-site event hosting, Outdoor venue for special events, Audio-visual equipment for special events, Projector/LED display and Xerox/fax in business center. Now I wonder… is this place for families at all? I need to see if they have Babysitting service or are simply Family/child friendly!
Getting Around - The Practicalities
Airport transfer, yes please! Bicycle parking is a nice touch. Car park [free of charge] is essential for me. Having a Car park [on-site], while having a Car power charging station would be great.
Available in all rooms
For the kids
Additional toilet, Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens. All of these must be checked.
Things to Know About the Rooms
Available in all rooms: Additional toilet, Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens.
The Nitty Gritty - Safety, Security, and (Hopefully) Zero Drama
This place needs to get the basics right. That means Access, CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property, Check-in/out [express], Check-in/out [private], Couple's room, Exterior corridor, Fire extinguisher, Front desk [24-hour], Hotel chain, Non-smoking rooms, Pets allowed unavailablePets allowed, Proposal spot, Room decorations, Safety/security feature, Security [24-hour], Smoke alarms, Soundproof rooms. The website needs to provide information on Safety/security feature and have Smoke alarms.
So, Bottom Line?
Look, Gasthaus Bad Siess could be amazing. It could be the perfect escape. The pictures? They're doing their job. This place is calling my name. However, always make those vital calls, read more reviews, and make sure you understand exactly what you're getting. Especially if you have specific needs. Do your homework. It’s worth it.
My Quirky Takeaway
I'm already picturing myself, post-massage, lounging in a bathrobe the size of a small
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Gasthaus Bad Siess: A Chaotic Love Letter
Day 1: Arrival & Alpine Anxiety (and Apple Strudel, God Bless It)
- Morning (Slightly Over-Scheduled, As Usual): Touchdown in Verona? Fly into Verona, I think. Okay, or maybe it was Venice; damn red-eye flights. Regardless, we are supposed to grab a rental car. The website promises a "compact and easy to handle" Fiat. I'm fully expecting a monster truck. Seriously, Italian drivers scare me. I imagine myself slowly backing into a priceless Ferrari, then weeping.
- Midday: "Lost in Translation" & the Road to Renon: Driving! The GPS, bless its glitchy little heart, is probably going to lead us astray. I can already hear the squabbling in the car. “Are you sure this is the right way, Dave?” “Yes, I am sure. The damn robot told me!” (Dave’s not actually going, but he’s now living in my head.) The views, I'm told, are breathtaking. Hopefully, they're so breathtaking they distract me from the impending car crash.
- Afternoon (The Arrival, With Hiccups): Arrive at Gasthaus Bad Siess. Check-in? Pray for a room with a view, not a view of the parking lot. I'm picturing some adorable, slightly frazzled (like me!) family running the place. I'm hoping they speak some English – my Italian is basically "pizza" and "thank you."
- Evening: Apple Strudel Intervention & First Impressions: Oh, the apple strudel! I plan to immediately order a gigantic slice. Twice. Maybe three times. Then, wander around the Gasthaus, soaking up the atmosphere. Expecting cozy wooden interiors, crackling fire, and maybe a grumpy cat named Michelangelo. My mood hinges entirely on the quality of that strudel. Also, initial observations of the people, the place, the general vibes. Are they welcoming? Are they judging my travel pants? These are important questions.
Day 2: Hiking, Ham, and Hidden Passions (Maybe a Panic Attack or Two)
- Morning (The "Let's Pretend We're Fit" Hike): Hiking! There will be hiking. I chose this trip with the best of intentions. The intention to "become one with nature", and enjoy the fresh air. The reality? Sweaty thighs, questionable stamina, and the distinct possibility of getting utterly lost.
- Midday: Picnic of Dreams (and Imperfections): We're going to attempt a picnic. Hopefully, the local deli offers something other than questionable sausages. I'll probably end up covered in ants. I'll be cursing myself for wearing that darn white shirt.
- Afternoon: The View, The View, The VIEW!!! Soaking up those panoramic vistas. The Dolomites are supposed to be stunning. I'm hoping to be profoundly moved, maybe shed a tear. Then, I’ll need a nap.**
- Evening: Meat, and Wine. Let's talk about this ham: Dinner at the Gasthaus. I will have ham. The Gasthaus brochure promised local delicacies. I'm expecting amazing ham, washed down with… well, wine. Or maybe just water. I need to pace myself.
Day 3: The Double Down on Comfort & Serendipity
- Morning: Embrace the Comfort (and Sleep In!): Today, we're abandoning all pretense of productivity. We're going to sleep in. I might even skip breakfast. Breakfast, I feel, is highly overrated.
- Midday: The Spa (or the Lack Thereof): I am hoping the Gasthaus has a spa, even a small one. I envision myself getting a massage and drinking something fruity. If there's no spa, well, there's always the apple strudel. We'll improvise a spa day in my room: facemasks, bad music, and a desperate attempt at relaxation.
- Afternoon: Wandering (Without a Plan): Strolling around the little town, maybe discovering a hidden gem. Talking to the locals, even if it just means pointing and smiling and hoping for the best. I'm open to serendipity. Seriously, bring on the unexpected. It's the messy bits that make the best memories.
- Evening: Remembering the Ham: Dinner. More ham. Maybe I’ll try the local beer. I’m already feeling like a local. Or maybe, I'm just getting used to the food coma. We'll see. I'm not making any promises.
Day 4: Departure and the Post-Strudel Blues
- Morning: Farewell Breakfast & Reluctant Packing: Last breakfast. I'm going to have to say goodbye to that wonderful apple strudel. Tears might be shed. Packing, a necessary evil. I'll probably forget something vital, like my toothbrush or my sanity.
- Midday: The Drive of Terror (Again): The drive back. Praying I don't get lost, crash the car, or accidentally order a plate of horsemeat.
- Afternoon: One Last Look & Fond Memories: One last look at the stunning scenery. Savoring it.
- Evening: Post-Trip Realizations (Good and Bad): Reflecting on the trip. What were the best moments? The worst? Am I already planning my return? (Probably.) Will I ever be able to look at an apple without remembering the strudel?
- Forever: Daydreaming: Bad Siess, I'm coming back for you!
This is just a skeleton of a plan, mind you. Life, and travel, rarely goes according to plan. The real fun is in the chaos, the unexpected detours, the moments of sheer, unadulterated joy (and frustration). So, here's hoping Gasthaus Bad Siess delivers. And if not, well, at least there will be apple strudel. And that's always a good start.
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